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Originally Posted by Dudesky
9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
6 - Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
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I LOVE IT!! i love pointing that out to health nuts " hey, i may die of a heart attack from all this read meat, but i wont linger on the boarder of death when im almost 90"
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Originally Posted by RSF5
Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
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Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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