Here's a blondes' take on accomplishments:
Blondes year in review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said “2-4 years!”
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Jello.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open..
September - The capital of California is “C”.....isn’t it???
October - Hate M &M’s.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn’t call 911.....”duh”.....there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!!