dude to make your self a legend you have to goto a party and shit on the coats and come out and be like "I think someone shit on the coats" I mean you know you shit on the coats but you have to say think, and then some guy will be like "I hope no one shit on my coat" and people will remember that shit for a long time. They won't know who but they will remember that until they die.
Or you can do this:
To leave a legacy, you can do it daily, you can smash some kids ice cream come in his face and then yell at him to remember you forever. You know when hes 50 hes going to remember it.
Gotta give credit to dane cook for these.