I've heard a variation of this a while ago, still an amusing joke though.
A lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in
the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs
away to his car and calls for back up. Within
minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you
have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of
your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but
an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration
papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do
not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers
told me you didn't have a license, that you stole
this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding,