One day a chicken and a horse are out in the field of a country farmer. It had rained the night before so it was quite muddy. The horse who was just enjoying himself and eating suddenly finds himself stuck in the mud. The chicken, intent on helping his friend hurries over to the farmer's garage. The chicken piles into the Farmer's BMW M3 and drives out into the field, and pulls him right out. Later that day the horse and chicken are back out in the field enjoying themselves when the chicken now gets stuck in the mud. The horse walks over, bends down, the chicken grabs his dick, and the horse pulls him right out.
The moral of the story is you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks when you're hung like a horse.