lol, "Sir you car is stolen" "No its not! I'm driving it!". lol
When the alarm went off...I'd look over...and say. "Yes, that's my car". lol
"Five minutes out of the Ford garage I received a text to say my car had been stolen. And then, in the next half hour, three more. So, counting the two I.d received before I was even out of bed, that meant my car had been stolen five times before 9am."