07-24-2005, 12:16 PM
Awesome Thread: You Know You Drive A BMW when:
So BeachBunny from San Diego started this awesome thread in another BMW forum and some dumb ass members over there fucked it up buy hijacking it with nonsense. I had to bring it here to united...I don't care..but you guys just add to this and it will become very funny as we all see how much we have in common
DELMARCO's TOP 20!!!!!
You know you drive a BMW when
0- You never fart or break wind in your own car, even when you are alone...with the windows down....
1-You join a forum to learn how to DIY in order to save money and when you get some project right. You begin a crusade to put down costly BMW dealerships.
2-You will swear to your friend in the passenger seat that you hate EVERY fucking SUV there ever was and then a minute later an X5 drives by and you are swearing how much you love the X5...and then you tell your friend that you said you hated all SUVs...not SAVs!
3-You coordinate where you park and were you can possibly view your car from your office window or cafe table.
4-Whenever people ask hows your car it usually becomes a conversation on how much money or DIY time you recently spent on cooling problems or electrical problems.
5-When you see another BMW in an accident or on the side of the road...you either pull over to donate you DIY knowledge learned on a forum, or slow down to watch.
6-When you see a Mercedes or Jag on the side of the road you smile to yourself that you are lucky to drive a BMW and not those other crappy luxury car.
7-You can automatically translate every warning check light on your dash into either American dollars (or the currency of where you live) or the DIY time and process for fixing it.
8- You always fold your mirrors in...even if you are parked in closed garage...just in case
9- After Parking, you always look back....always!
10- Everytime you get in your car and stick your key in...it feels like the first time!
11- Everytime you get in another brand car...you automatically critcize the placement of every buttons and guages on the dash.
12- You meet and fully interview every Valet guy before giving them your keys. You also watch closely as he drives off with your car.
13- You watch everyone that gets into your car especially kids ...like the same way ghetto black people are watched and followed around in korean grocery stores.
14- Even though you already own a BMW you are constantly shopping around (or on Ebay) for other same model BMWs or shopping around for older model BMWs.
15- You wished you lived in another place where you can drive more, at faster speeds and without any traffic or traffic lights.
16- Its 0 degrees outside and about to snow and you're the only one in your neighborhood with a bucket of hot soap water, a wash rag, and a bottlle of wax trying to wash the road salt and grime off your car.
17- You tell people BMWs are not for luxury or speed, but for handling, ride and style.
18- You are always wondering if you can afford NOT to trade in or sell your current BMW in the future when you go to get another BMW. So that way you can own more than one BMW.
19- Whiles most people leave their cars at the mechanic for a days job, and go away to do other tasks you take the day off of work and STAY at the mechanic's shop to oversee all the owrk done to your car and you will sometimes tell them how to do their job and to becareful with shit.
20- You drive to work and park in the lot and feel like the boss of everyone...until you walk into the office.