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heard this story about a year ago and thought it was awesome.
Cop pulls over a nice new car goin about 85-90 and comes up to the window to see a 25-30 yr old guy. Cop gets to the car and says "man i've been waiting for you all day!"
Guy turns and says "well i got here as fast as i could..."
story goes that after the cop stopped laughing he let the guy go and said have a nice day
That's the kind of sense of humor i'd like to see!