Oh yeah, I work with packages... I can get run over by a bus, truck, tug or airplane.
Then I can also get smashed by a package car, a container, a broken truck door, a container lift, a large package. I can have my arms cut off by a belt, someone can turn the belt on while I'm brakin' up a jam...
Or I can trip over one of the 3000 million rollers... or ... wait
NO, I DON'T HAVE A DANGEROUS JOB... NOT AT ALL.