I turn the key over. I hear pumps starting and a clicking noise under the hood, drivers side. The starter is still not getting power. I cross the solenoid terminal with a screw driver and the starter turns over and the car fires up.
And to top it all off, some kids pried the decals of in the night!!!
All the wires under the dash appear to be plugged in and working. All electrical in the rest of the car is working.