at my job i have to awnser stupid guestions from dumb people all the time, like:
Person- Hi, do u work here?
Me- yes (im in full uniform)
person- do u know were ____ building is?
Me- see the builing right behind me that says ____ on it?
me - thats it.
person- kool, ummm weres the entance?
me- those black door right there
it was funny as hell cause i was no more than 30ft from the building