Case File:
The Perp (my fan gone rogue)
The murder weapons
The victom......how gruesome
Autopsy pic...the aftermath
At approximately 16:00 on Friday, while driving home, the fan had gotten tired of its shroud getting in its way decided to do something about it. It smaked in the return house and latched its implements of mass destruction into the very source of its own existance....The Radiator
It was at this time when it delivered the Death Blow severing one of the arteries...mortaly wounding the radiator. At 16:30 the perp was detained and stripped of it weapons...the radiator was taken to the hospital and still remains in critical condition. The perp was taken in (out of the car) and is currently serving a life sentance in the shit can.
Moral:
Check to make sure nothing gets remotely close to the plastic blades, or your fan may go ROGUE.......