this has me laughing still.
just a few minutes ago i was coming home from school. i was on a 2 lane road turning onto a quiet 4 lane road with a black focus behind me. i turned and got into the left lane of the quiet road, and as usual was going to change lanes into the right because my apt complex is on the right.
well homeboy in the black focus decides he wants to race me and blocks me from the right lane. i was still in second so i redlined it, then shifted to third (which i call the party gear) and kept it there. i easily got some space ahead of him and switched into the right lane. of course, he switched to the left. i played with him a little bit going on and off the throttle to let him catch up and then i would pull away quickly. because he wanted to play, i skipped the entrance i normally take to the apt.
as we crested a hill a cop came from the other side. i hit the brakes and the focus did to. luckily, a second turn for my complex was coming up, and i decided it was about time to exit this "race". at the same time, i saw the cop swerving to his right to make a U turn in the middle of the road. the focus kept going and in my rearview i can see the cop flying past the apt complex, going after the focus. he had it floored coz i could hear his V8 chruning hard.
it was flippin hilarious.