Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign.* Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.* Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says, "Look at your sign,*it says, "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support."
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"*Now, look at mine."
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Carlos looks at Jose's sign.* "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico!"