Two aliens landed in a West Texas desert near an abandoned petrol station. They approached one of the petrol pumps very cautiously and one of the aliens said,"Greetings earthling,we come in peace,take us to your leader.
The petrol pump of course didn't respond. The alien repeated his demand and still no response.
The alien,then well and truly pissed off at this rebuff drew his ray gun
And said,"Greetings earthling,we come in peace. How dare you ignore us this way, now take us to your leader or I will fire". The other alien said " No you don't want to make him mad" but before he could finish the other alien fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew them both 200 meters into the desert,where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness the one who fired turned to the other and said. "What a ferocious creature,it damn near killed us. How did you know it was dangerous" the other one answered " If there is one thing I have learned in my travels through the galaxy,is, if any man can wrap his dick around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, is someone you don't mess with.