Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie
engineer were all working together one day when they come across a
lantern and a Genie popped out of it. "I will give each of you one
wish, which is three wishes in total" said the Genie.
The Canadian said, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of
the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Australians can come into our precious state."
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Aussie Engineer said: "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out - it's
The Aussie engineer sat down, cracked open a beer, smiled and said,
"Fill it with water".........