No The Shrimp did not poop on me or squirt anything at me.
Well, I was visiting the Folks in HK and i had met a girl on my trip and we went to dinner at this chinease place, the food was delicous and the company was okay. We ordered some shrimp and it was really good and i had a bunch of it. Get done with dinner and goto a bar, where suddenly I start feeling very badly, i drink another beer to see if that helps but no. Shortly thereafter I started puking my brains out and had to bail on the poor girl. Got in a cab to go back to my parents appartment and could only think to myself "Don't puke, don't puke" Got 2 steps in the door at the appartment complex and had to run out and puke in the street. I don't think I have ever seen that much vomit come out of me in my life, it was pretty bad and still to this day I can't eat shrimp without wanting to go vomit.
Oh and the girl, i wasn't digging her that much and never called her again, she probably thinks I made it all up to get out of there.