I need a "kill stamp" for my drivers door on my UAV - so far its:
a home depot shopping cart - I backed over it on purpose
a lamp post in a parking ramp - I back into and bent the light post w/my back door spare - unintentional
2 florescent light fixtures in a parking ramp - not my fault they put them right over the speed bumps
a plymouth neon that rolled backwards into me at a light because the idiot didn't know how to drive a clutch - I HAD to help him find forward gears with my front bumper
and 2 taliban cab drivers who tried to sandwich me at the airport - I had to prove to them that I could fit between them - now they're YELLOW & GRAY cab company
Best part, winter just started...
By the end of winter I want this thing to be so bent up that kids will cry & run in fright when seeing it