when i was in Kuwait, my section sergeant found a dead ram or something on the side of the road. he took an axe and chopped its head off, and attached it to the brush guard of a hummer.
the motorpool guys were pissed. it was nasty and maggots started crawling all over it, and the flies. . . it dripped nasty crap in front of the brush guard too. that was nasty.
that ram in ure yard is prolly gonna get nasty too. how did it get in your yard?!?!