My old roomate used have such a big ass, he would leave stains at the back end of the toilet seat. He had this annoying thing about having the place in complete darkness- wouldn't turn lights on just to save energy. He would also miss the bowl when he peed . . Used to yell at him "Jesus f**kin' Christ, Jim, you're a grown man, WTF?! And if ya turned the goddamn light on, maybe you would know where the f**k you're pissing!"