CLASSIC
i love this one
When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
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A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".
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You know your a drunkard if you...
Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey.
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Originally Posted by RSF5
Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
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Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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