^^^^ you have a penis and the second best candidate didn't.....
ya know..... arson is an option here.
you could always try threatening a lawsuit, that might scare them into action. sketch insurance companies want to save as much money as possible, and if you threaten t make them pay up for legal fees (even in house lawyers in firms like this get paid a case fee for any lawsuits they take), they might get a little hustle in them.