Back just in time to annoy "bitchy" neighbor lady. (God how I love to corrupt her 3 year old boy) This kid is just mesmerized anytime I'm home - I must be the neighbor from hell for this twat.
Mowed the yard at 9am, had two "soundbros" over at the time and of course beer is involved. Kid is standing by the fence just in utter amazement - so I stop and implant a quote to tell his Mom.
"Hey Mom, lets go to the titty bar"...
I'm just waiting for the cops to show up... they better hurry, we're running low on beer...
